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Final TIL5 extra from me....


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Service begins
A few musical selections that were favourites of David and Derek will be played prior to the main service.

'No Matter What' by Boyzone
“A most beautiful song, its words encourage me to go on despite the ridicule I've received over the years. The hairs stand on the back of my neck when I hear the lyrics ' I can't deny what I believe, I can't be what I'm not.” - David Pike, Truth Tellings from the master of Truthdom, page 782.

'My Heart will go' by Celine Dion
“Yeah, I love that song.” - Derek Okra, inteview on Breathe TV's 'Psychic Mastermind' (1998).

'Words' by FR David
“Me and Derek would often listen to this song. Derek would gaze madly in my eyes when I played it over and over.” David Pike, '9/11 - Truth, Truth and nothing but...', Page 1203

The coffins will be carried into the church into church by friends of Derek Okra and David Pike.

In accordance with the wishes of David Pike, the minister will be not be priest of the anglican church. “The priests are members of hierarchical prison that enslave great people like Donny Osmand.” - David Pike, Truth Sensations, page 113. John Wusso will serve in this role as honorary presenter of ceremonies.

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The coffins will be brought in to sounds of The Scottish Highland Bagpipers playing 'No Matter What' by Boyzone.

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A eulogy from Rick Moranis. Rick will start with a playing of 'The Last Post' on bugle and then deliver his eulogy about his friendship with Derek Okra and David Pike.

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The right honourable, Crown Prince Martin Short (Member of Parliment for South Kensington) will gift the legal widow of David, Morag Pike, the keys and freedom to city of London.

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The Winifred School of dramatic arts will perform a small scene from David Pike's epic stage production of 'Truth: The musical'. Talented newcomer Jack Mccandle's will portray David Pike. Rising star, Elliot Stevenson will portray George W. Bush. The scene is based on the real life confrontation that occurred between the two men in late 2001, in a men's urinal in New York.

Scene directed by the respected film-maker and cinema historian, John Wusso.

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A eulogy from Grace Jones.

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For the first time in full 3D hologram, Derek Okra will sing again. The full performance of Derek Okra on 'Celebrity Stars in their Eyes' from 2001, as Freddie Mercury singing 'I was born to love you' and 'Princes of the Universe'. Brian May will play live.

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The Truther Tales lecture. A lecture from David Pike in full 3d hologram.

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The art of Okra. John Wusso, Okra's former manager presents a moving presentation on Derek's gift to the world. Bill Cosby has donated several painting that will displayed during this portion of the service. These include the masterpieces 'Austin's flagrant disregard of Mcmahon' and 'Peenus. I call it Peenus.'

A special cock-art easel will be on the alter, along with paints. Any male persons present are allowed to paint during the service. It is encouraged.

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John Wusso reads from his NOTLD: Ben's Revenge screenplay in tribute to his dearly departed friends.

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The teaser Trailer for 'NOTLD: Ben's Revenge.
[EXT: NIGHT]

Ben:
So you thought I died.

Homeless man:
I don't even know who you are, boy!

Ben:
Boy, huh? You some kind of racist.

Homeless man:
Nope.

Ben:
Racists must die!

Ben sets fire to homeless man with his burning stare bannister.

Homeless man:
ARRGHH!!!

Ben stares directly into the camera. The homeless man runs away on fire. Ben laughs.

Ben:
No one !@#$ with me.

Scenes from the film flash up. Ben burns more people. Ben acquires an air rifle by burning a gun shop owner to death. Ben burns Georgie Romero's house down and shoots Romero in the head with the air rifle. Flames fill the streets. Many houses burn. Appartments burn. Skyscrappers burn. Ben is fitted with a bio-mechanicle bodysuit by a mad scientist that he then sets on fire with his new fire breath. The army challenges Ben. He laughs more. Ben destroys a whole battalion of soldiers. Body lay everywhere, mostly in flames. Ben laughs more.

[EXT: NIGHT – BURNING CORPSE FIELD]
Ben is met by a kindly, handsome man named John Wuso.

John Wuso:
You've got to stop this, Ben. This isn't right. You must love, Ben. You must love your fellow man.

Ben:
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[EXT: NIGHT - THE SKY ABOVE]
A nuclear bomb drops from a military aircraft above.

[EXT: NIGHT – BURNING CORSPE FIELD]
Ben looks up and sees the bomb. He grabs Wuso and flies off away with Wuso in his arms. The bombs hits below, but Ben and Wuso are safe. Ben kisses Wuso affectionately on his cheek and holds him tight.

Ben:
This is love.

Text reads

'THE FILM HOLLYWOOD TRIED TO BAN'.

'COMING JUNE 2015'

'FROM ACCLAIMED FILM-MAKER JOHN WUSSO'

'#BENISBACK'

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A special thanks to John Wusso for financing this funeral on behalf of other friends and the family of Derek Okra and David Pike.


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In the ruins of drone hit church, the screenplay for Ben's Revenge is discovered. Portions are leaked online.

Ben's Revenge – final draft (2 scenes)
By John Wusso

Ben voiced by Tony Todd. On screen a living, breathing CG image of Duane Jones.
Georgie Romero played by Kris Kristopherson
Mad scientist played by Bill Cosby.

PAGE 38
[INT: Attic - Georgie Romero's house, Pittsburgh, PA]
Georgie stands admiring his awards. From a large window that looks out onto the busy street below, sun shines through.

Georgie picks up an tombtone shaped award.

Georgie:
Ah! The 1970 horror director of the year! Yes! I AM THE GREATEST!

Georgie picks up a portable radio and turns it on. Van Halen's 'Jump' plays. He starts to Jump and mime to the lyrics.

[EXT: Street – Morning – Outside Romero's house]
Ben stands on the pavement below. He looks up at the attic window. In one hand, the still burning stair bannister, the other, the air rifle. He stares menacingly at the window. He sees Romero dancing. Romero tosses the money he has made around, laughing. The song is still heard.

[INT: Attic - Georgie Romero's house, Pittsburgh, PA]
Georgie burns a $100 dollar bill whilst the radio plays an advert about starving children in Africa. He laughs.

Georgie:
!@#$ 'em...

Georgie points to a dartboard. On the bullseye a picture of John Wusso, the film-maker he once ruined.

Georgie:
 And [sign in to see URL]!

Georgie throws a dart – bullseye in Wusso's head on the picture. He laughs maniacally. He grabs at an old pair off seventies looking panties from a stack of panties that lay to one side. He thrusts them towards his face and grabs his groin, rubbing himself lewdly. On the back the panties in marker pen 'Farrah Fawcett'.

The radio starts to play 'Looking for freedom' by 'David Hasselhoff'.

[EXT: Street – Morning – Outside Romero's house]
The music continues to play. Ben sees the bearded man in lustful ecstasy. Deciding he's seen enough, he throws down the air rifle and picks up a handful of stones.

 [INT: Attic - Georgie Romero's house, Pittsburgh, PA]
The stones crack and crash against the window in the attic. Georgie fearing he's been caught jumps up, acting all innocent. He walks towards the window, doing up his flies up as he walks. He looks out the window. What he sees makes him drop the panties and sweat.

Georgie:
It can't [sign in to see URL]?

[EXT: Street – Morning – Outside Romero's house]
Ben hurls the burning stair bannister at the Romero house. It hits an exposed gas pipe and a fire ball engulfs the house. In seconds, the house burns like the towering inferno.

[INT: Attic - Georgie Romero's house, Pittsburgh, PA]
Georgie runs pathetically from the attic, screaming like an old woman.

[EXT: Street – Morning – Outside Romero's house]
Ben bends down and picks up the air rifle. He spits out at the house and holds the rifle aiming at the door.

Ben:
I'M BACK, !@#$!

Romero bursts out of the burning house. He now screams like a small girl as his clothes catch on fire. He scrambles around and removes his burning clothes. He's now naked. He flops to ground, passing out. Ben stands over him and spits at him, Georgie comes to.

Georgie:
This a dream?

Ben:
Dream? What is dream?

Ben aims the air rifle at Georgie's head. He pulls the trigger. Georgie Romero yelps in pain. Ben walks away, leaving Georgie Romero helpless.

A motorbike with two people on pulls up. A papparazi man on the back of a motorbike pulls out his camera and takes pictures.

A confused Romero looks up. He's pissed.

Georgie:
DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!

Georgie gets up and runs madly at the papparazi men.

The motorbiked men ride off.

The naked Georgie Romero drops to his knees.

The house behind him burns intensely now.

Adagio in G-minor plays.

In slow motion, Romero lifts his arms in the air (like Willem Dafoe in Platoon). He also wears a similar expression of anguish on his face (like the Dafoe character).

A small, fat, Chinese child with his mother points at the Georgie.

Chinese kid:
Look mummy- A crazy man.

Georgie cries.

Georgie:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Georgie jumps up. He sprints to the middle of the road and lies down as a bus comes ploughing through the streets.

Georgie:
THIS IS IT... IT'S OVER... GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD.

Georgie shuts his eyes, knowing that any second the bus will crush him.

The bus driver puts the brakes on just in time though. Georgie has been saved.

Georgie opens his eyes slowly. The driver of the bus peers through his driver window at the crazy man. An old woman steps forward and also peers out of the bus window. It is the leading lady from NOTLD.

Georgie:
!@#$.

Seconds later, a news helicopter flies overhead, capturing Georgie on live TV as the house burns wildly.

Georgie jumps up again. He waves madly at the helicopter. He then tries to shoo the helicopter away with his hands like it's an animal or something. The cameraman in the helicopter zooms in on Georgie's face.

The whole world will watch. It will go viral on the internet.

FADE OUT

PAGE 98

[INT: MAD SCIENTIST'S LAIR – NIGHT]

Ben lies unconscious after the surgery. The scientist prods him gently and laughs madly.

Scientist:
Ben?

Ben twitches an eyelid.

Scientist:
Ben?

Ben moves his arm slightly.

Scientist:
BEN?

The scientist moves closer, standing over Ben now.

Scientist:
Ben?

Ben arm suddenly jolts up, grabbing at the scientist's neck. Ben squeezes the neck. Ben hold the man with great strength. Ben gets up, his whole body fully moving again.

Scientist:
BEN!!! STOP!!! [sign in to see URL] CAN'T BREATHE!!!

Ben grabs for the still burning stair bannister. He holds it in the air and then strikes the scientist who falls to ground in agony. He drops the flaming stair bannister. He licks his lips. It now occurs to him , he can breathe fire.
Ben:
Thank you, sir.

Scientist:
Why did you hurt me, Ben? I helped you.

Ben:
Hurt.. Ha!

Ben bends down and faces the scientist.

The camera pulls back. Ben breathes fire and makes the scientist a human torch.

CUT


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[Burning city skyline / street – Day]
The aftermath of Ben's city rampage is seen all around. His fire breath has caused carnage. The city burns. In the foreground at the top of hilly street we see a head emerge. It's Ben. His whole body slowly emerges as he walks up the street up to camera. He surveys his destruction.

A groups of nuns exits a church. They flee in panic as Ben breathes more fire at a flower shop. A woman runs out of flower shop in flames, still clutching a bouquet of brightly coloured flowers.

A man cowers on seeing the deranged Ben. Ben approaches him.

Ben:
Where can I find peace and quiet?

Cowering man:
I don't [sign in to see URL] that way outta' the city. (man points westwards) You'll find fields.

Ben:
Fields. I like fields.

Cowering man:
Yes.

Ben:
THANKS, BUDDY!

Cowering man:
Okay.

Ben:
WEST!

Cowering man:
Yes, west. GO WEST!

A confident and carefree Ben strolls westwards. He seems changed.

FADE OUT

Film soundtrack plays 'GO WEST' by 'The Village People'
MONTAGE OF BEN WALKING OUT THE CITY (LIKE ROCKY, BUT BETTER). Shots of Ben waving to people, people waving back. Ben smiling at people, people smiling back. Shots of Ben in different neighbourhoods – rich, poor, black, white, latino, chinese, gay etc. The walk takes place over many hours, we see the lighting change. It ends at night. Ben emerges in the fields. He is followed by a handsome man he has befriended on his walk into the fields. The montage lasts roughly 3 minutes.

MUSIC ENDS.


[FIELDS - NIGHT]
In the fields, Ben walks with his handsome new friend, 'JOHN WUSO'.

Suddenly a spotlight flashes on them from above. It's a military helicopter. A voice booms from a megaphone.

Colonel Stokes (Samuel L. Jackson):
You're surrounded, you pyromaniac !@#$!

Ben and Wusso stand still. The military helicopter's light focused on them completely.

John Wuso:
I'm worried, Ben. This could be dangerous. We must reason with them!

Ben:
Do not worry, friend. I will deal with them.

Ben looks up at the military helicopter. He breathes a massive jet of fire at it. The helicopter pilot loses control. It crashes to ground in a fantastic explosion.

Colonel Stokes:
I HAVE NINE HUNDRED SOLDIERS, YOU CRAZY BASTARD! A WHOLE BATTALION! YOU'RE A !@#$ DEAD MAN!!

Ben:
BRING IT, !@#$.

[EXT: BURNING CITY STREET – NIGHT]
Film soundtrack plays 'Some like it hot' by 'Power Station'

A naked and despairing Georgie Romero wanders the street in a sorry state. Calmity everywhere, a bearded naked man is nothing. People mill past him as their houses burn down. Fire engines and police car pass him, leaving him to his naked roaming.

Georgie finds a bra and panties. He puts them on casually. An old woman see him and her eyes widen.

Georgie drops down next to homeless man.

Georgie:
Hey, brother.

The homeless man passes Georgie a bottle of scotch. George downs it in one big, long gulp.

Homeless man:
Go easy, man!

Georgie turns to the homeless man, tossing the bottle out into street.

Georgie:
...I'm ruined!

Homeless man:
Isn't [sign in to see URL] at this !@#$.

A man on fire runs past them.

Georgie:
I was once a great film-maker. Now I'm nothing! Nothing!

Homeless man:
Yeah dude, I know exactly how you feel.. Now kiss me, baby!

The homeless man goes in for a wet, slobbering tongue kiss. Georgie is fine with this and grabs the homeless man tightly.

The paparazzi motorbike returns, skidding to a halt. The photographer on the back takes a picture and the motorbike roars off into the night.

In the sky, a news helicopter films the chaos below. The cameraman in the helicopter zooms in on Georgie and the homeless man.

News Anchor (voice only)
Oh my, it's that man again. Yes, Georgie Romero. Look at this.. Disgusting. What a terrible human being he is.

Film soundtrack plays 'King of Rock N Roll' by 'Prefab Sprout'

Georgie turns and realises again he's being filmed again. He immediately jumps up and starts to shoo the helicopter away with his hands. The homeless man does the same.

FREEZE FRAME. ZOOM IN ON GEORGIE'S EMBARRESED FACE - SLOWLY.

TITLE CARD ROLLS UP

'NOTLD – BEN'S REVENGE'

'THE END.'

Pictures of the Characters flash up with text.

Ben – After being saved by John Wuso, Ben leads a constructive and humble life. He dies at age 98, having fathered 58 children. He vowed never to light another fire after his 'fugue state mania'. He did just that.

John Wuso – Awarded the Noble Peace Prize in 2016. He lived a great and wonderful life. He is awarded 'The most handsomest man alive award in 2035' by Playgirl readers. He poses that same year, age 103. Dies in 2049. Given sainthood status in 2116 by the Catholic church. A religion is formed in the year 4039, based on his wise teachings. It is called 'Wusonism'.

Colonel Stokes – Stripped of all military honour following the death of his whole battalion, he retire s in shame. Not much is known of him after this.

Georgie Romero – Dies poor and penniless. Buried in unmarked paupers grave in Romania.

FADE OUT

NOTLD:
BEN'S REVENGE

WRITTEN BY JOHN WUSSO

COPYRIGHT WUSSO FILMS

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THE TMZ – SHOCKING SCRIPT LEAK - GEORGIO ROMERO “I'M SPEECHLESS” / SCRIPT FAKE? / INSIDE SOURCE SAYS NO / ROMERO FANS OUTRAGE AT WUSSO GALLERY /PREFAB SPROUT AGREED DEAL

Outside his Toronto mansion today, Georgio Romero spoke of his deep sadness upon reading the contents of John Wusso's proposed final script for the 'Night of the Living Dead' sequel, NOTLD: Ben's Revenge. Portions leaked online early Tuesday, to outraged Living Dead fans, who have accused Wusso of creating a character to besmirch his old writing partner.
“I wrote 'Night' with him. I liked the man. Not anymore. He holds a personal vendetta against me and has done for [sign in to see URL] claims I took all the writing credit for 'Night' and stole his fame. I did not do this. I'm speechless. I 'm upset. This man has spoken ill of me for years. I used to get death threats in the post also. I believe it was [sign in to see URL] this film will never be made. I want to cry now.”

A spokeperson for John Wusso, has released the following statement:

“The leaked script is a forgery. Wusso bears no grudges with Georgie. The real script is a western style, zombie-epic set in Argentina. The only similarity in the scripts is the character of 'Ben'. Mr Wusso, is deeply troubled by this supposed script leak.”

A inside source however, has claimed the script leak online is very real and that Wusso had planned to shoot it as soon as possible. “He had the money from selling pieces from his cock-art collection to finance the film. He had a cast ready. He was going to shoot it in the fall. It was going to be massive. He even acknowledged openly that the film was partly inspired by Ang Lee's 'Hulk' film. He was sure enough to think that film could break box office records. He even had 'The pet shop boys' doing an instrumental soundtrack. He paid top dollar for [sign in to see URL] think the man is crazy, myself. He'd been working on that script for 10 years, believing it to be the next 'Citizen Kane'. It's also no secret he detests Georgie Romero. The script leaked online is the real deal, it is no fake.”

An outraged fan of Georgie Romero's was arrested yesterday in Winnipeg, where John Wusso has an art gallery. Michael Morris tore priceless artworks off the walls and ranted that Romero has been betrayed.

Prefab Sprout, the 80's band that featured in the soundtrack according the script have said that Wusso had been in direct contact with them over the use of their song 'The King of Rock 'N Roll'. The band's manager said “He talked to us about using the song at the end of the film, to mock Romero and maximize the effect the characters embarrassment. The band were unsure about allowing this, but he offered a six figure deal and we were going to allow it.”

A spokeperson for John Wusso, has released the following statement:
“These evil lies will contested in a court of law. John Wusso will be vindicated completely.”

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NOTLD2: Ben's Revenge. Instant classic. Love the graphic. I must do more now... posts forthcoming, TIL5 endings, and something from Wusso's vault.
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