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John Wusso PRESENTS Babies of the Living Dead


Ever wondered what happens when you make love to a zombie?
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That's funny, because the only screenplay I've ever completed deals with a similar issue with zombies and sex. Neither ideas sound like The Erotic Nights Of The Living Dead(it might only be an urban legend...).

Maybe I'd get a scene in that one, in which I could speak my first words as zombie, forever shaking the world of zombie fanboys everywhere: "a$$ hurt!".

Is it just me, or did you draw Wusso as a Two-Headed Chupacabra? He should probably also have some goat breasts hanging from his shoulders, I think.

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I got bored...
Set during both the 1960’s, the time of the original zombie outbreak and the present day, Babies of the Living Dead promises to be the most shocking, brutal, and terrifying horror movie in history. At its helm, the king of the zombie movies, the man behind the Classic ‘Night of the Living Dead’ and his most recent, the masterpiece that was ‘Children of the Living Dead.’ Now, with a budget of over one hundred million dollars kindly donated to him from restaurants and diners from all over the United States he brings you the birth of a new horror, a new film to bring into being a new cycle of zombie terror. Babies of the Living Dead, a film from self-proclaimed horror genius, John Wusso and Written by Karen Lee Wolf. Co-Directed By Paul WS Anderson.
Sypnosis
1960’s – The world is torn apart by the outbreak of zombies, but in Amsterdam amidst the chaos, Dutch porn producers are planning something wholly new, a new genre for more fetish loving freaks; zombie loving freaks. With his camera and film crew in tow, Stefan Rops, a Dutch pornographer films the worlds first zombie porno, starring a male zombie (Bill Hinzman) and a young Dutch girl in clogs. With the zombie gagged so he cannot bite, the film crew captures the first lovin’ between a human and a zombie. However, in the second shoot, all hell breaks loose, when the zombie (Hinzman) escapes and reeks zombie havoc on the pornographers during filming. All, are bitten, all turn. No one survives.
As the outbreak is finally kept under control, and the last zombies are killed, the Dutch filmmakers’ dream of the first inter-zombie-human porn film is quickly forgotten, and the reels of the only zombie porno film and the porn zombie go missing.
Present day, Cheraw, SC.
As Michael Morris, a local landscaping laborer goes about his business of standing in a field holding his crotch for the day, while looking down, the sun reflects of a silver canister left buried in the ground, rusting away. Unbeknownst to him it is the film ‘Zombie F*cker: Spilching!’ the film shot precisely 40 years earlier by Stefan Rops. Upon opening the canister, the zombie (Hinzman), viciously raped 40 years earlier by the Dutch girl in clogs appears. Morris, although scared at first greets the zombie who proceeds to tell him that he is pregnant. Morris laughs, “Zombies cannot get pregnant! Especially male zombies. It’s illogical” The zombie replies angrily, “I am a zombie yes, but for the last of my kind I must give birth to this child!” Michael taking pity on the beast, takes him in, and at his home somedays later, the zombie gives birth. But not all is normal… Instead of just the one, the zombie gives birth to shedload. Michael is soon overloaded with zombie babies. It only takes a little time before one bites him, and as that happens, he turns from the crotch holding laborer into the king of the undead, Eval Lord Volak in John Wusso’s ‘Babies of the Living Dead’. Rated R for retarded.
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Also featuring the return of Abbot Hayes, as a zombie porn producer in the present day.


Update: On reflection and pause for thought, the image above may well be one of the first outlawed when the internet [sign in to see URL] comes to us. Shocking image isn't it? Hinzman's penis flopping to the side like that reminds me of all the times I've used google images for porn and have been scarred by images of she-males being violated while their bumbles and ninnies flow freely. Arrrgghhhhhh!!! emoticon

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It will happen. Zombie comedy without comedy or soundtrack.

That or SHE-MALE ZOMBIE RAMPAGE 2K7.

Not sure which.

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