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Tonight's thrilling episode sponsored by the Cahnz Argd Fesdrivel award winner: The Good, The Bad, And The Reptile. And the CBShole news documentary: A Bad Man In 1215 Called Don, the true story of an American Satanist and a British nymphomaniac. See how they tried to discredit Pike and Okra. See how they tried to deter the 7/7 investigation. See how they feared animals. See why Samuel L Jackson posted a five-million SarsWortsDotComBux reward for the capture of these two. See the unspeakable things they did to a giant rock. Now on with the show:

It was amazing what people would do if given enough time. As if stupidity were some sentinient force that guided masses of people to work towards a common, befittingly stupid end. Pike had managed to touch a nerve somewhere in his writings. Perhaps it had been his startling comparison of the WTC attack and Alice In Wonderland. I would have called the book Terrorists In Manhattan, but then again, I can't do symbolism.

"They" say that when one loses a sense, the other senses become more acute. This saying may have been the key to Pike's acute and yet unexplained awareness of Reptillians. Arthritis had robbed Pike of his sports career, and since then he's both spoken and written of strange things. He had seemed to become aware of much more due to his condition. More recently, Pikey's sanity seemed to be collapsing, and I only surmise that his awareness has sharpened more still.

Alex and Pike seemed to be sharing some sort of knowledge, as Cort and I stood together as fools. I didn't like Cort, and I won't pretend about this. In his film, he had tried to make a fashion statement of vampires. What a mockery this was! Dating back to Bram Stoker's novel and leading into modern days with Anne Rice's research, vampires are shown to be real, and secretive creatures. Yes, they are real secretive. Anyone that reads Stoker's book sees that it's actually a collection of well-written journal entries. The facts are out there, but people like Cort refuse to read the documentation! This being said, I simply stood there, quietly, as my best friend appeared to be in the clutches of a liar.

This humble webmaster was mostly responsible for the damage to our reputations. Certainly, his shameful attempts to discredit Pike and myself had also touched a nerve. This I can understand, because no one wants to hear the truth. Sometimes the monster might really wait for you under your bed. When you turn the light off, anything can happen. Truth can be terrible. So we invent something more cheerful, and when that fails, we become very angry. President Kennedy had been killed for the truth. Martin Luther King had been killed for the truth. Jim Jones had been killed for the truth. Kurt Cobain had been killed for the truth. Now Pike and I would be killed for that same truth, because as usual no one wants to hear.

I could vaguely hear Alex say to Pike something about manifestations and Dave fooling everyone. Strange, I thought. Pike said nothing at this. In fact, he seemed all too calm.

How had Dave fooled everyone? Certainly, he must be merely humoring Alex's lies. Dave had devoted himself to the search for truth, and his course had taken him through many lines of ideology. The very concept of politics had probably exploded in Dave's mind some years ago. I, as his long-time friend and part-time beast of burden, have realized also some years ago that Dave is likely insane. But at least he is searching.

Fergal. I couldn't forget Fergal, and how Dave said that he would be loved by a nationwide audience. He had the usual maniacal twitch about his face when he said those words. I failed to believe that Dave wanted to be liked. He didn't seem to want to be believed.

Hearing the conversion, I knew now that Alex and Mike, the deviant anti-truth pidgeons, were being discredited in strange and far-reaching ways. Of course, the government would do anything to stop them, but the government wouldn't call them Reptiles. Not to discredit them. The government wanted to keep the word "Reptile" away from the general populace. This squared with Alex's thought, that Pike sympathizers were involved in this campaign against the two liars. It amazed me that Pike's people would use the term "Reptile" to smear the reputations of Alex and Mike. Apparently, this hadn't been done before, as it cheapens Pike's theories. It makes his beliefs become almost a political tool, used to ward off enemies and attract allies.

Furthermore, Pike didn't seem upset, nor did he deny any of this.

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“Oh my gawd, oh jesus, Margot no. Not now. Stop!” Derik cried. He again was becoming possessed by his spirit guide, Margot. This time however he had no say in this and the possession wasn’t a mutual agreement. Perhaps Margot needed to tell us all something. As Derik began his usual spasms and his conscious mind wandered off in place of Margot, we pinned him back against the wall. Suddenly, Margot started to speak through Derik’s body, her vessel.

“Come through Margot, what is it?” I said.
Then Derik’s mouth opened and Margot began to talk. “I see bad things coming your way my friends and your lives are in danger if you do not follow my words.”
Alex cut in, shouting “What do we do?!”
Margot continued, “If you stay for any longer at this station you will surely be killed. The illuminati and those creatures, the reptilians are above us planning your murders as we speak. You must go back down to the tracks and find a man called Stavros Kerpulis, he has ‘connections.’ Once you meet him you must mention the name Shaz Tanweer, and once done he we lead you to what you seek.”
Cort turned to Alex and me, “Do you actually by this crap? It’s Derik, not this Margot, a figure of his imagination!”
I replied, “We don’t that for sure Cort, we have been tested before and Margot have always led us to the freedom road and more importantly, safety.”
Margot spoke for one last time, “Cort, you have to decide whether to believe in me or yourself. You can take the safe way or the way that will lead to your imminent death. I’m fading now. Go to the tracks…Find Stavros.”

With us still holding Derik against the wall he slowly came back, blubbering back saying “What happened?”

I stood, reflecting on the words of Margot, or Derik. I hadn’t made up mind really and thinking it over, again and again I was still as lost. It was spice however, and the book we were writing needed spice. Paranoid fools who believe in ghosts and a secret elite would surely lap it all up without questioning anything. All we really needed to do was make it all look convincing, so during our journey so far I had made sure that I had taken pictures of things that caught the attention of my eye, and of course moments when we had ‘trouble’. Leaving out our acts of murder and the other damaging stuff everything would be safe.
I turned back towards Alex, Cort and Derik, all bar Derik seemingly unawares what to think after Margot came through again.

Alex concluded “I think we should go back down find this Stavros chap and see where it leads you two”

Cort seemed as lost as the rest of us but he wasn’t going follow us down to tracks. “I aint going down there, !@#$ you guys. Your as mad as each other. Alex come with me and that is an order.” With that Alex left us and grouped with Cort, who started to walk forwards to where Margot had predicted that the illuminati and reptilians may kill.

As they went their way, we went ours. And so it was back down to the tracks, away from gaming geeks, murdering pimps, and religious do-gooders. Could we find Stavros and solve the conspiracy behind the 7/7 bombings?


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So much happened after I returned from my little voyage to the un-named skyscraper. I will now attempt to piece together the events that lead to the demise of the Yorkshire Patsies.

It came to pass that I retrieved Alex from the clutches of Cort Eliot. I had seen a vision of Graveyard Shift, that it was in fact a B movie and not the big award winner we believed it to be. Cort himself was a being out of place. Only Shaun Pend would have had the guts to accompany Alex and I on our fact-finding mission, and Cort was no Shaun. So I retrieved Alex, giving Cort some lame reason for our exit-"my prostate exploded and my hearing is dimished". I told him that we would stop Pike and Okra on our way out. Cort angrily accepted my explanation. As this scene unfolded I was too afraid to look ahead in to the tunnel for there was surely some sort of evil waiting there.

Unforunately, Cort's easy dismissal of his evil plans left my somewhat afraid. Something would be waiting above, and I thought that perhaps the something had already murdered Pike and Okra. Or at least, something was planned for those two. As we exited the tunnel, I tried to explain to Alex that our mission was complete. The dangers were now too near for us to continue. There were bad forces in the tunnels, and above in the streets. Pike and Okra were no angels, either. Something in their behaviors was far beyond lunacy and likely inhuman.

We were lucky to flee the city without seeing the two idiots. And we were unlucky to not know the truth about who killed the Yorkshire Patsies. The news media had been busy since then piecing together what was a confusing nest of loose ends. I had followed some of the coverage, but what part of it could I trust?

Stavros Karpoulis and his inner-circle of Angst Men were killed viciously, as if by an animal with claws and fangs. Mauled as they were, and drained of blood, within several minutes after an unnamed white-haired man entered their building. An old half-blind gent by the name of Rod Olkife saw the man enter the building, and then he saw the man leave four minutes later. He was accompanied by another man with large puppet-like eyes. The second man never entered the building, but instead waited impatiently, muttering something to himself. The half-blind gent couldn't make out what the man was saying. It sounded like gibberish, something about "Stop Mothra".

It was coincedence that a hundred policeman and several dozen intelligence agents were gathered less than a kilometer from the site of this incident. They arrived on scene seconds after the white-haired man left the building, but the man and his friend managed to escape. Police officials state that they were about during that day investigating another terrorist threat.

Pike and Okra have been mentioned in the news since all of this. They are wanted for the murders of several people in the tubes. Fergal, among them. Stavros and crew, not among them. Police are circulating sketches of the two men that were near/in Stavros' building when he was murdered. Neither man has white hair nor fake eyes. The artist's depictions look a bit too much like Alex and I.

Several days ago, I took the liberty of searching the Internet Film Data Site for Cort Eliot. It seems that he has not won awards for Graveyard Shift, in fact all acclaim that had been heaped upon the film has since dissipated. His last slated film, Silence Of Mothra, has also been removed from the database. Studio representatives deny that any film by that name has been, is, or will be in production.

Since Alex and I left the tubes, Cort Eliot has made no public appearances, and his website has disappeared.

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