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(Here's a new idea, which is perhaps ill-timed.)

Abductions: What happens when messageboard members disappear? Have these people been abducted? Or should the question be read "who has abducted them?"

Alex(board founder) is the current missing person. It would be unfair to speculate as to why he is missing, but that won't stop me. You see, there is only one explanation: but I don't know that explanation so I'll take a guess that he's been abducted by the Reptillians. Captain Archer will be abducted by these aliens in the future after the Earth is severely damaged by an interstellar terrorist attack(see Star Trek: Enterprise, season 2+).

Unfortunately, Alex isn't a starship captain.

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Okay, now it's a fine time for a note: I have been among the ranks of the abducted persons, meaning I've been absent several times.

My first absence: Alex speculated that I'd been taken to Phallic Rock, where the Reptillians savaged my rugged male frame. I'm sorry if that reads strangely but I doubt that it can be changed. In fact, Alex has created a mock-up book cover of my true-life account of the Phallic Rock ordeal. I won't damage this facade.

Recent Unexplained Absences: Yes, it was suggested that the Illuminati had abducted me. They would do such a thing, if only to discover the secrets that belie my tastes in food, music and television. They want those secrets, but alas, they'd need to rewire.... nevermind. The forces that secretly control the world would have everyone believe that my computer had some difficulties, but remember the Illuminati lies. And they plump-up when you cook'em(the Illuminati, not the computer).

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One more note today: There is the startling probability that Alex is none other than John Russo. I can imagine him, unmasked, saying "I would've got away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you damn kids!". Let me mention that, through similiar evidence, Alex may also(or instead) be Cortland Eliot, one of the folks that brought us the 1987 film Graveyard Shift(not the Stephen King film, but another one).

Exhibit A: The COLTD smear/promotional campaign begun by Alex, into which I was unwittingly culled. The things that Alex posted regarding this caused my initial suspicion. I humbly send the relevant messageboard banterings to the "No Publicity Is Bad Publicity Department".

Alex submitted "fake promotional materials" for Russo's next project, called Night of the Living Dead 2: Ben's Revenge. He did this quickly after I was guided into posting comments about Russo, indicating that Russo had no class and would certainly cash-in with a [sign in to see URL] anyone would listen. Alex posted these materials, as if he had been waiting for me to take the bait. The "fake promotion materials" looked inexplicably authentic. If Russo were trying to make a Night sequel, he would have commissioned a faux poster, similar to that which was created "by Alex". Most serious was the "fake" proposal letter, which plainly made the case for the Night sequel. The letter was complete with what can only be authentic Romero-jealousy, and also a spaghetti-western blend of hatred for Romero's Dead sequels. This seemed all to real, Russo's demented scrall, notwithstanding his two previously released attempted Night sequels. Alex also accessed the comments of the COLTD director which lumped all blame for the film's suckitude squarely on Russo'n'frenz. I was able to authenticate the director's comments because they had been previously released on another website. The internet, and fanboys, have a been a terrific source of information, humor, and unfocused rage.

Exhibit B: Alex continues as Rosso apologist. After posting the "fake materials" that were created "by Alex", Alex then posts a comment stating that he "isn't a Russo-hater". Now we know why. By his own words, he proclaims his Russo-ness. Successive posts reveal that Alex attributes Night's screenplay, in part, to none other than John Russo. These are claims which Russo himself would never dare make on any Dead Trilogy website, for fear of Osama-like reprisals. Assuming the role of Alex Knights(was this the original name of the villian in COLTD?), Russo can freely make any comments that he wishes. For the sake of accuracy, Russo has deemed Alex to be British, which gives him another layer of deniability. Russo wrote Alex to be a young Englishman, and thus the details of any Russo or Romero film can magically change due to a number of regional factors, including lapses in translation and cultural taboos.

One more mind-numbing factiod: Alex Knights decodes as [sign in to see URL] SEX KNIGHT.

If I have time later, I will post the case as to why ALEX IS IN FACT CORTLAND ELIOT. The evidence is, at least, as overwhelming as the John Russo Conspiracy.

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[sign in to see URL]. blame my dead cpu fan and keyboard dead laptop. i'm using the on-screen keyboard on my laptop now so can't right [sign in to see URL] will be back soon. btw, uwe boll will be [sign in to see URL] posts too emoticon

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A denial-quite expected, but believed?

Okay, then. Forget what I posted above.

Uwe Boll. The evil Uwe Boll. I look forward to his "participation" in TL3. Only now I've got to figure out how to write in "bullet-time", because it aids the narrative in some un-noticed, imaginary way.

Good luck with the computer difficulties, and don't worry Alex/John because your secret is safe here.

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I mentioned posting something about "why Alex might be Cortland Eliot". I'm gonna run through this quickly, so everyone take notes. Here goes:

All under the guise of hating said film, "Alex" posted materials here regarding the 1987 film Graveyard Shift(not the Stephen King film). How did he get those materials? Is it all starting to make sense?

"Alex" also posted a partial cast/crew listing.

He knew entirely too much about the movie. In fact, he made mention of the film's artistic style, and who, other than the filmmakers themselves, would be aware of any artistic style within that film?

Lastly, the premise of our roleplay was to discredit people that dislike Graveyard Shift(not the Stephen King film). I was forced to use my imagination. To look inward with scorn. I cried a little. Bit. All part of Alex's diabolical strategy.

Evil.

Next: Stefan's Crimes Against Humanity -OR- How everything could be blamed on Alex. Everything.

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OMG! WTF! YOU HAVE MEDS FOR A REASON-USE THEM.

This is crazy. Like Spanish Inquistion. Don't you have anything else to do other than FLAME everyone?

WILL YOU READ THIS STUFF BEFORE YOU POST IT?

I mean, do you think John Russo knows how to use a computer? If so, do you believe that he could orchestrate a gigantic but meaningless deception, like masquerading as Alex Knights? We've all seen that Russo can't create good characters, and this Knights, if he is a fake, would be a great character. Whoops, I mean no disrepect to Mr. Russo, but c'mon!

If Russo were here, wouldn't Bill Hinzman be here, too?

OH. If Alex is John Russo, then Abaddon1215 must be----wait for it---Bill Hinzman(aka Cementary Zombie, Cameraman, runner-up in Russo's Shame Contest).

LAST POINT: Stop hating Uwe Boll he is visionary does not use Nazi money Apple Computer Uwe is great House Of The DEAD rocked my world and will win Oskers all over the world. Dances with Wolves had no effects, lame action sequences, wasn't relate-able to the youth audience, contained no "exotic dancers". That chick from Bloodrayne, look at her close, she understands how it is. She understands and her is only actress good enough to lead Uwe Bowl film.

Don't hate d playa, hate d gaming console.

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So, anonymous person, you accuse me of being Bill Hinzman. That's nice. After posting this, I'm gonna ignore you and hope that you go away. Bear that in mind if you wish to post here again.

I'm the moderator [sign in to see URL] I can make you disappear.

AND I haven't mentioned Nazi money in regards Apple Computer to Uwe Boll. That statement was the work of someone else, and the comment, to date, hasn't appeared here. So YOU take YOUR meds. Soon.

Furthermore, I haven't flamed anyone. I've simply pointed out the possibility that someone here might not be what or whom they seem to be. Does that seem anything like "flaming"?

That being said, if you were a gaming console I would step on you until the motherboard breaks. Are you John Russo or Bill Hinzman? Or maybe that guy that played the role of the priest in the recently made Night '68 footage on that horrible DVD?

Take that turdbox.

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Bill "abaddon1215" Hinzman is upset, no? Called me a turdbox, no? Threatened me?

Well, you don't know anything. Apple Computer I really hate guys like you, Bill. You sit around and have no respect for movies like Bloodrayne. Take your meds, man. I guarantee you will feel better.

What did Knights ever do to you? And you're also implying some harsh things about Stefan with your "Why Stefan Is The King Of Iran" ramblings. That's whacky. It's like that part of Matrix Episode Two where the fruity necro Franceguy tries to stop Nio. It's just all rrong.

I am not turdbox. You are turdbox. 20th Century Turdbox. To the second power.

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Read this carefully: I am not a turdbo-NO!

Wait a minute! The calls are coming from inside the house!

Oh well. It was fun, but now the joke is done Apple Computer. Couldn't do this on the blog. I hope this didn't confuse anyone.

Lastly, I am NOT Bill Hinzman. And FakeMorris3d has lost this day, but his foreit is not the great capitulation I had hoped for. Perhaps the stranger shall return someday, to enthrall everyone with tales of the Matrix, good mental health, and chatroom acronyms. IMHO OMFG LOL LOLx2

He would've gotten slammed around here, anyway. He didn't know it, but I slept with his wife.

IJSMP=I Just Sh*t My Pants.
AIJR=Alex Is John Russo.
SLUA=Satan Loves Us All.
FCWBOATS=Fight Club Was Based On A True Story.

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