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Conspiracy theory:::
David Icke does live in a flat. this perhaps is it:
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However, once he presses a button affixed to the door, the shanty-town-like flat morphs into this f!!cker:
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Also, David Icke has a mouth full of gold teeth. What he won't tell you is that his grandfather ripped these teeth from children in concentration camps during the XX space war between the vulcans-hadleys and the pink fairies.

The secret leader of the pink fairies, Dale Winton...
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He and he many fanboys hide the truth.





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Re: The conspiracy Theories thread - Come up with your own conspiracy theories about anything!


The body of Richard Dreyfuss never came back from outer space. After he told the aliens about how he once fought a giant shark, the aliens decided he was the ideal warrior to combat the MOONBAT. Unfortunately, the aliens were mistaken. Dreyfuss was almost instantly killed by the MOONBAT. But this wasn't the end of Dreyfuss.

Teutonic Barbarians acquire the head of Richard Dreyfuss, thanks in part to time lag that occurs in black holes. The Barbarians then proudly display the head of Richard Dreyfuss before the battle of Vindibona(I'm not even checking the spelling on that-just think Germany or whatever), as depicted in Ridley Scott's film Gladiator.

Scott later said, "I'd always wanted to work with Richard Dreyfuss, but I was afraid he'd be a douche." The director also notes that Dreyfuss is not capable of throwing a telephone, and, though he did spend time with aliens, is not a Scientologist.

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